TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it. Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!

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It would take over an hour for a heavy object to sink 6.7 miles down to the deepest part of the ocean.

If two pieces of metal touched each other in space, they would be fused together. Two pieces of raw metal without any coating will fuse to form once piece of metal in a process called 'cold welding'. This does not happen here on Earth because of our atmosphere. The atmosphere puts a layer of oxidized material between the surfaces of the metals. It is not a problem on satellites or spaceships sent to space because those materials have already been on Earth and are oxidized and already naturally coated with the material.

We hear it time and time again. Reeko, you talk too much. Why can't we talk back? Well now you can. Reeko's Message Board lets you ask science and experiment questions, post interesting science news, slap up some graffiti, or just yak with your buddies.

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An electric eel can produce a shock of up to 650 volts. The shock of accidentally getting a glimpse of your naked PE teacher changing in the locker room can be lethal.

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Lab Monkey Report The lab monkeys report that although they appreciate the recent newspaper report applauding their courageous actions, they are still steadfast in their insistence that Reeko meet their demands. The monkeys explained how the little boy was leaning over the railing when he fell into the monkey cage. Before workers could get him out, lab monkey #32 scooped the boy up and laid him at the entrance to the cage. Although his effort appeared noble to the lab visitors, lab monkey #32 told the workers that he was simply returning the boy and next time he would much prefer fruit instead.

Lab Rat Report Sorry, the rats are on strike and have taken the day off

Lab Cat Report The lab cats filed a report complaining that the lab rats are pooping in the bathroom hallway again and several cats have sprung their ankles slipping on the little pellets.

Wounds infested with maggots heal quickly and without spread of gangrene or other infection (of course, cutting off the wounded body part would work too)

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one of them enjoys it?