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More germs are transferred shaking hands than kissing.

Lab Monkey Report We are cranking out experiments for the little scientists as fast as we can and have rolled out several new (advanced) experiments during the past two weeks. Still, Reeko will not increase of banana quota to more than 12 bananas per day which we feel is highly unfair. The rats are fed several times a day and being the superior species, we feel we deserve as many bananas as we want. Reeko says the potassium in the bananas causes an overload in our superior brains which results in us repeating ourselves over and over again. We of course, know that is not true. We of course, know that is not true.

Lab Rat Report There have been some strange noises coming out of Top Secret Section F. As usual, the monkeys won’t tell us what is going on but we heard them talking about some sort of "row bat" that Reeko is working on. We listened at the doorway and hear clanking noises coming from inside and see very bright lights flashing from under the door. Sometimes we hear Reeko talking to himself. Stay tuned – something big is coming!

Lab Cat Report Zzzzzzz.....

Scientists can concentrate - no doubt about that - and they can concentrate intensely. In fact, scientists can concentrate so intensely that they are known to be totally unaware of their surroundings while conducting experiments or reading scientific research papers. This is good because sometimes the environments that they work in can be quite noisy. On the other hand, they are sometimes pronounced dead prematurely. Funeral homes in areas where there is a high concentration of scientists have begun checking resumes before processing the bodies to ensure they are really dead. Anyone with a college degree in computer programming or science are propped up in the lounge for a few days to see if they snap out of it. Seriously, I'm not kidding about this.