Yes! Scientists finally discover how Wombats poop square cubes.
It's a question that's kept Reeko up at night A mystic scientific anomaly with no rational explanation. Those cute little Wombats, the short-legged marsupials that are native to Australia, poop the most curious scat (i.e. feces or, ahem, turds). Despite having a normal round anus, Wombats poop square cubes! And Wombats don't waste their unique talent either. They poop between 80 and 100 one-inch pieces of square feces a day, about 4-8 pieces with each bowel movement. And since they only poop at night, scientist rarely witness the magnificent event. Thus, we have never quite understood how the physics of Wombat poop works. To solve the mystery, scientists dissected a dead wombat that had been hit by a car. [Editor's note: Hit by a car? Really? Are